Bush pictures.

Re write of the George Bush story.

It was in the year 2003 Bush was really drunk, he had just come from a party in his friends house (Bill Clinton ). He got on his car he crashed it into a wall.He got off the car and he fell asleep in the middle of the road. Bill Clinton finds him.

"Dud George," he said, "wake up".

"Wha-wha-what?"

" I said wake up Bush"

"I-I'm too tired"

Clinton kicks him.

"what was that for"

"wake up or somebody will take a photo and you will lose the elections".

"Dud my head hurts"

"Then you shouldn't off drank all that beer"

"What do you mean I only had a 6-pack"

Clinton kicks him and then he drags him to a hospital.He goes in.

"He got a emergency here"said Clinton. "hurry up"

"I'm OK" said bush"nothing happened"

"here take 1 or 2 of these a day" said the doctor.

"lets go Bush you have to give a speech about hurricane Catrina.

They go to the white house were Bush gives the following speech.

" fellow Americans, after hurricane Catrina many people lost their their their Wait excuse me (Bush turns arround throws up) ah that's better, any ways we have to help them give them shelter and that stuff. But I know who did this, It was the terrorists they had planed this. I know because Santa clause told me.

"Are you drunk?" someone in the audience asked.

"Not any more"

Some one throws a shoe at him wich gives him brain damage.

The End..........................................

The cloud poem thing.

The cloud in the sky,
I'm almost sure it will taste like a pie,
Not just any flavor but like the strawberry with whipped cream,
And I really do not know what rhymes with cream.

The hurricane

Monday, April 22, 1992. 8:00 am

I woke up to the alarm clock, I turned it off, it turned back on I broke it into a lot of pieces.

I awoke nine hours later I turned on the t.v. the five o'clock news were on a report of a hurricane was on.

Hurricane Catrina, because of the girly name I wasn't scared the TV said it would come in a day.

I went to the store to pick up some food and supplies for the hurricane. I bought a pack of top Ramon, 3, 2 liter bottles of Pepsi, and a parachute.

I got home when there was a cop outside. He said "You are going to have to evacuate"

"OK dud let me just pack up"

I waited until the cop left and didn't leave, but i did not know I had just made the biggest mistake in my life.

Tuesday, April 23, 1992. 9: am

A window that broke woke me up. I looked up and there was no roof on my house the hurricane had tore it off. I tried to turn on the TV but the power was out.

I used a gasoline powered electricity generator to power the TV but it had no reception. I went outside and before i could do anything the hurricane pulled me in. There was a big possibility I would die. Luckily i had my parachute on I pulled the string and it blew up for some reason.

The explosion made me fly away from the hurricane and land in a fireworks store. The store also blew up which made me fly into a propane store, which also blew up. I landed in a gas station, I really enjoyed the last explosions so i set the gas station on fire just for the fun of it.

The End...................................................................................

What lunch should be in school.

If I had been put in charge for lunch for one week I would choose the following food for the following days:
Monday: For breakfast we would have warm pop tarts and a lot of waffles with ice cream on top.
For lunch we would have bean burritos filled with beans (d'oh) and to drink we would have Coca- Cola, for dessert we would have ice cream.
Tuesday: For breakfast we would have more waffles except this ones will be blueberry flavored.
For lunch we would have nachos with lots of cheese.
Wensday: For breakfest we would have strawberry waffles.
For lunch pizza.
Thursday: For breakfest we would have even more waffles.
For lunch we would have spaggeti (the good kind, not the bad tasting kind).
Friday: For breakfest we would have lots and lots of waffles.
For lunch we would have a full chineese buffet with all the food you can eat.


How will the school pay for this??????????????????

By selling the bus.

My opinion about the war on the middle east.

The U.S.A. economy is really messed up, and a war does not help.
After reading the paragraph below wich I copied off the internet (please don't sew) I noticed how horrible war is (thats why I put the picture with the dud with a blow off leg).
If there haden't been a war all the 3,000,000,000,000 dollars could have been used for better reasons forn example:

A better transportation system.
To help banks that are about to go broke.
Help out american car companies.
Or even to build factories that would give jobs to thousands even millions of Americans.
IF you are reading this george bush you screwed up bad, really bad.

The war on the middle east.

There is no such thing as a free lunch, and there is no such thing as a free war. The Iraq adventure has seriously weakened the U.S. economy, whose woes now go far beyond loose mortgage lending. You can't spend $3 trillion -- yes, $3 trillion -- on a failed war abroad and not feel the pain at home.
Some people will scoff at that number, but we've done the math. Senior Bush administration aides certainly pooh-poohed worrisome estimates in the run-up to the war. Former White House economic adviser Lawrence Lindsey reckoned that the conflict would cost $100 billion to $200 billion; Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld later called his estimate "baloney." Administration officials insisted that the costs would be more like $50 billion to $60 billion. In April 2003, Andrew S. Natsios, the thoughtful head of the U.S. Agency for International Development, said on "Nightline" that reconstructing Iraq would cost the American taxpayer just $1.7 billion. Ted Koppel, in disbelief, pressed Natsios on the question, but Natsios stuck to his guns. Others in the administration, such as Deputy Defense Secretary Paul D. Wolfowitz, hoped that U.S. partners would chip in, as they had in the 1991 Persian Gulf War, or that Iraq's oil would pay for the damages.

TOUNGE TWISTER.

The soldiers shouldered shooters on their shoulders.

THE STORY ON HOW BUSH BECAME PRESIDENT.

"Get out of the way" said George Bush as he tumbled over the waterfall. He fell a 90 foot drop right into a rock about the size of a car, there was blood all over his right eye popped out of his head, he broke his head in half . His last words were, "It it was him he killed me". But there was no one around him to here that.
Next day at his funeral: "How did he die?"asked a cop.
"Some one pushed him off the water fall and he fell on a rock" said some dude.
"But who?" asked the cop.
"It was probably the mafia"
Here is how it happened. It was in a dark night two weeks ago he didn't have any were to sleep since he had lost his house.
He was resting near a fire he had made inside a trash can.
He really needed some money and fast.He got a job at burger king.
On his fifth day a costumer walks in a sort of tall dude with a gun.
"Give me the money", he yells "Now, or i will shoot you on your head"
"OK man just don't shoot me I got two kids at home"
"I don't believe that"
"OK I don't but please don't shoot"
He gave the dude the money, the dude shoots the bullet goes through his right ear.
He screams in pain, falls to the ground and just before the dude is about to take another shot
employee named Robert stabs that dude on the back and asks " are you OK?"
"Yes just call an ambulance"
Robert goes to the phone and calls an ambulance. George Bush looks out the window and sees this other dud looking at him.
The other dud takes a picture and leaves.
Bush ignores it.
He did not know Robert had just stabbed a member of the mafia and the dude who took the picture was also in the mafia.
The ambulance arrives, on the way to the hospital a bullet flys right trough the window and hits the ambulance driver in the chest he stops the ambulance, jumps out and screams for help.
Another bullet hits him this time on his head, he falls cold dead to the ground.



To Be Continued................................



Immediately...........................................


Bush freaks out he runs out of the ambulance, a car almost hits him he hears a cop car's siren.
He walks inside a pizza hut and tells the employees to call the cops.
The cops come.
"What did you see" asks a cop.
"The driver of the ambulance got shot, and i ran over here"
"OK thank you sir you can go home now".
"What the heck is wrong with you I was shot at twice in less than an hour!"
"We are just doing our job"
"No your not, the dud who shot the driver is still out there"
"we will do all we can"
"No you don't , you useless pig"
"Hey i'm risking my life here"
"No your risking mine"
"You know what get out of here you useless civilian"
"Fine, but if I get shot i'm sewing for all you got and more"
"you can't do that"
"the heck I can"
"get out of here i dont care if you get shot, Ijust don't care"
"I thought your motto was to protect and serve, not to eat and be a useless pig"
The cop hits him right on his nose, Bush fights back then Bush grabs his gun runs to the side and shoots at the cop.
The cop reacts he jumps to the side pulls out his back up gun and starts shooting like crazy a bullet hits Bush in his leg.
Bush bleeeds alot, he jumps to the side takes a shot. Bam! right in his head he runs to the hospital on one leg.
The hospital has to cut his leg off. They find out that their all out of fake legs.
Bush wakes up, he looks aroud. He sees a nurse with a cup off water and some pills.
"Here take this for the pain" she says.
"I can't feel my leg"
"That's because we cut it off"
"What?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!?"
"you were going to die of lead poisoning, unless we cut of your leg"
"Can you at least put a fake one in there?"
"No were all out"
Bushe's best friend walks in Osama bin Laden.
"Hey dud lets get out of here man there is a zombie invasion!"
"I, I can't I dont have a leg"
Bin laden pulls out an a-2, he takes the stock out and puts it were Bushes leg should be.
"Now let's go"
They leave , a zombie jums in front of them bush sticks up his leg and shoots the zombie a couple of times.
They get on an airplane on their way to china a alien spaceship shoots at them they fight like on the movie starwars.
Then more alien spaceships come about a trillion.
They jump out of the plane land in a rocket flying facility and take a space ship to a secret government owened house in the planet of mars.
They arribe.


WHILE IN EARTH.................................

The aliens enslave every human and animal they fly spaceships full of humans back to their planet-Zorga.
In less then 3 days the aliens control planet earth. Every human that tryed to fight back got killed by the aliesn's super laser guns.


WHILE IN MARs......................
Bush and Bin Laden come up with the best plan to save earth.
They will travel to the planet Zorga disguised as aliens they will go into politics and become leaders of that planet. Then they will have compleate control of the planet.
When they do they will travell outside the planet and blow it up to save planet earth..

To be continued Again...............

The first assigment

Creating this blog wasn't an easy thing having Austin help it made it more complicated.
OK at first that little monkey didn't want to share the computer, and he did say some pretty mean stuff about me, i dont really mind but he did the same thing to me so yea.
The End