Re write of the George Bush story.

It was in the year 2003 Bush was really drunk, he had just come from a party in his friends house (Bill Clinton ). He got on his car he crashed it into a wall.He got off the car and he fell asleep in the middle of the road. Bill Clinton finds him.

"Dud George," he said, "wake up".

"Wha-wha-what?"

" I said wake up Bush"

"I-I'm too tired"

Clinton kicks him.

"what was that for"

"wake up or somebody will take a photo and you will lose the elections".

"Dud my head hurts"

"Then you shouldn't off drank all that beer"

"What do you mean I only had a 6-pack"

Clinton kicks him and then he drags him to a hospital.He goes in.

"He got a emergency here"said Clinton. "hurry up"

"I'm OK" said bush"nothing happened"

"here take 1 or 2 of these a day" said the doctor.

"lets go Bush you have to give a speech about hurricane Catrina.

They go to the white house were Bush gives the following speech.

" fellow Americans, after hurricane Catrina many people lost their their their Wait excuse me (Bush turns arround throws up) ah that's better, any ways we have to help them give them shelter and that stuff. But I know who did this, It was the terrorists they had planed this. I know because Santa clause told me.

"Are you drunk?" someone in the audience asked.

"Not any more"

Some one throws a shoe at him wich gives him brain damage.

The End..........................................