THE STORY ON HOW BUSH BECAME PRESIDENT.

"Get out of the way" said George Bush as he tumbled over the waterfall. He fell a 90 foot drop right into a rock about the size of a car, there was blood all over his right eye popped out of his head, he broke his head in half . His last words were, "It it was him he killed me". But there was no one around him to here that.
Next day at his funeral: "How did he die?"asked a cop.
"Some one pushed him off the water fall and he fell on a rock" said some dude.
"But who?" asked the cop.
"It was probably the mafia"
Here is how it happened. It was in a dark night two weeks ago he didn't have any were to sleep since he had lost his house.
He was resting near a fire he had made inside a trash can.
He really needed some money and fast.He got a job at burger king.
On his fifth day a costumer walks in a sort of tall dude with a gun.
"Give me the money", he yells "Now, or i will shoot you on your head"
"OK man just don't shoot me I got two kids at home"
"I don't believe that"
"OK I don't but please don't shoot"
He gave the dude the money, the dude shoots the bullet goes through his right ear.
He screams in pain, falls to the ground and just before the dude is about to take another shot
employee named Robert stabs that dude on the back and asks " are you OK?"
"Yes just call an ambulance"
Robert goes to the phone and calls an ambulance. George Bush looks out the window and sees this other dud looking at him.
The other dud takes a picture and leaves.
Bush ignores it.
He did not know Robert had just stabbed a member of the mafia and the dude who took the picture was also in the mafia.
The ambulance arrives, on the way to the hospital a bullet flys right trough the window and hits the ambulance driver in the chest he stops the ambulance, jumps out and screams for help.
Another bullet hits him this time on his head, he falls cold dead to the ground.



To Be Continued................................



Immediately...........................................


Bush freaks out he runs out of the ambulance, a car almost hits him he hears a cop car's siren.
He walks inside a pizza hut and tells the employees to call the cops.
The cops come.
"What did you see" asks a cop.
"The driver of the ambulance got shot, and i ran over here"
"OK thank you sir you can go home now".
"What the heck is wrong with you I was shot at twice in less than an hour!"
"We are just doing our job"
"No your not, the dud who shot the driver is still out there"
"we will do all we can"
"No you don't , you useless pig"
"Hey i'm risking my life here"
"No your risking mine"
"You know what get out of here you useless civilian"
"Fine, but if I get shot i'm sewing for all you got and more"
"you can't do that"
"the heck I can"
"get out of here i dont care if you get shot, Ijust don't care"
"I thought your motto was to protect and serve, not to eat and be a useless pig"
The cop hits him right on his nose, Bush fights back then Bush grabs his gun runs to the side and shoots at the cop.
The cop reacts he jumps to the side pulls out his back up gun and starts shooting like crazy a bullet hits Bush in his leg.
Bush bleeeds alot, he jumps to the side takes a shot. Bam! right in his head he runs to the hospital on one leg.
The hospital has to cut his leg off. They find out that their all out of fake legs.
Bush wakes up, he looks aroud. He sees a nurse with a cup off water and some pills.
"Here take this for the pain" she says.
"I can't feel my leg"
"That's because we cut it off"
"What?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!?"
"you were going to die of lead poisoning, unless we cut of your leg"
"Can you at least put a fake one in there?"
"No were all out"
Bushe's best friend walks in Osama bin Laden.
"Hey dud lets get out of here man there is a zombie invasion!"
"I, I can't I dont have a leg"
Bin laden pulls out an a-2, he takes the stock out and puts it were Bushes leg should be.
"Now let's go"
They leave , a zombie jums in front of them bush sticks up his leg and shoots the zombie a couple of times.
They get on an airplane on their way to china a alien spaceship shoots at them they fight like on the movie starwars.
Then more alien spaceships come about a trillion.
They jump out of the plane land in a rocket flying facility and take a space ship to a secret government owened house in the planet of mars.
They arribe.


WHILE IN EARTH.................................

The aliens enslave every human and animal they fly spaceships full of humans back to their planet-Zorga.
In less then 3 days the aliens control planet earth. Every human that tryed to fight back got killed by the aliesn's super laser guns.


WHILE IN MARs......................
Bush and Bin Laden come up with the best plan to save earth.
They will travel to the planet Zorga disguised as aliens they will go into politics and become leaders of that planet. Then they will have compleate control of the planet.
When they do they will travell outside the planet and blow it up to save planet earth..

To be continued Again...............