Bush pictures.

Re write of the George Bush story.

It was in the year 2003 Bush was really drunk, he had just come from a party in his friends house (Bill Clinton ). He got on his car he crashed it into a wall.He got off the car and he fell asleep in the middle of the road. Bill Clinton finds him.

"Dud George," he said, "wake up".

"Wha-wha-what?"

" I said wake up Bush"

"I-I'm too tired"

Clinton kicks him.

"what was that for"

"wake up or somebody will take a photo and you will lose the elections".

"Dud my head hurts"

"Then you shouldn't off drank all that beer"

"What do you mean I only had a 6-pack"

Clinton kicks him and then he drags him to a hospital.He goes in.

"He got a emergency here"said Clinton. "hurry up"

"I'm OK" said bush"nothing happened"

"here take 1 or 2 of these a day" said the doctor.

"lets go Bush you have to give a speech about hurricane Catrina.

They go to the white house were Bush gives the following speech.

" fellow Americans, after hurricane Catrina many people lost their their their Wait excuse me (Bush turns arround throws up) ah that's better, any ways we have to help them give them shelter and that stuff. But I know who did this, It was the terrorists they had planed this. I know because Santa clause told me.

"Are you drunk?" someone in the audience asked.

"Not any more"

Some one throws a shoe at him wich gives him brain damage.

The End..........................................

The cloud poem thing.

The cloud in the sky,
I'm almost sure it will taste like a pie,
Not just any flavor but like the strawberry with whipped cream,
And I really do not know what rhymes with cream.

The hurricane

Monday, April 22, 1992. 8:00 am

I woke up to the alarm clock, I turned it off, it turned back on I broke it into a lot of pieces.

I awoke nine hours later I turned on the t.v. the five o'clock news were on a report of a hurricane was on.

Hurricane Catrina, because of the girly name I wasn't scared the TV said it would come in a day.

I went to the store to pick up some food and supplies for the hurricane. I bought a pack of top Ramon, 3, 2 liter bottles of Pepsi, and a parachute.

I got home when there was a cop outside. He said "You are going to have to evacuate"

"OK dud let me just pack up"

I waited until the cop left and didn't leave, but i did not know I had just made the biggest mistake in my life.

Tuesday, April 23, 1992. 9: am

A window that broke woke me up. I looked up and there was no roof on my house the hurricane had tore it off. I tried to turn on the TV but the power was out.

I used a gasoline powered electricity generator to power the TV but it had no reception. I went outside and before i could do anything the hurricane pulled me in. There was a big possibility I would die. Luckily i had my parachute on I pulled the string and it blew up for some reason.

The explosion made me fly away from the hurricane and land in a fireworks store. The store also blew up which made me fly into a propane store, which also blew up. I landed in a gas station, I really enjoyed the last explosions so i set the gas station on fire just for the fun of it.

The End...................................................................................

What lunch should be in school.

If I had been put in charge for lunch for one week I would choose the following food for the following days:
Monday: For breakfast we would have warm pop tarts and a lot of waffles with ice cream on top.
For lunch we would have bean burritos filled with beans (d'oh) and to drink we would have Coca- Cola, for dessert we would have ice cream.
Tuesday: For breakfast we would have more waffles except this ones will be blueberry flavored.
For lunch we would have nachos with lots of cheese.
Wensday: For breakfest we would have strawberry waffles.
For lunch pizza.
Thursday: For breakfest we would have even more waffles.
For lunch we would have spaggeti (the good kind, not the bad tasting kind).
Friday: For breakfest we would have lots and lots of waffles.
For lunch we would have a full chineese buffet with all the food you can eat.


How will the school pay for this??????????????????

By selling the bus.

My opinion about the war on the middle east.

The U.S.A. economy is really messed up, and a war does not help.
After reading the paragraph below wich I copied off the internet (please don't sew) I noticed how horrible war is (thats why I put the picture with the dud with a blow off leg).
If there haden't been a war all the 3,000,000,000,000 dollars could have been used for better reasons forn example:

A better transportation system.
To help banks that are about to go broke.
Help out american car companies.
Or even to build factories that would give jobs to thousands even millions of Americans.
IF you are reading this george bush you screwed up bad, really bad.

The war on the middle east.

There is no such thing as a free lunch, and there is no such thing as a free war. The Iraq adventure has seriously weakened the U.S. economy, whose woes now go far beyond loose mortgage lending. You can't spend $3 trillion -- yes, $3 trillion -- on a failed war abroad and not feel the pain at home.
Some people will scoff at that number, but we've done the math. Senior Bush administration aides certainly pooh-poohed worrisome estimates in the run-up to the war. Former White House economic adviser Lawrence Lindsey reckoned that the conflict would cost $100 billion to $200 billion; Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld later called his estimate "baloney." Administration officials insisted that the costs would be more like $50 billion to $60 billion. In April 2003, Andrew S. Natsios, the thoughtful head of the U.S. Agency for International Development, said on "Nightline" that reconstructing Iraq would cost the American taxpayer just $1.7 billion. Ted Koppel, in disbelief, pressed Natsios on the question, but Natsios stuck to his guns. Others in the administration, such as Deputy Defense Secretary Paul D. Wolfowitz, hoped that U.S. partners would chip in, as they had in the 1991 Persian Gulf War, or that Iraq's oil would pay for the damages.